Mumma,
Seriously. Where are you going all the time? Did I give you permission to leave? Dada has been picking up your slack though while you go off and do whatever the hell it is that you do. He is doing a fantastic job as well. I have come to realize that perhaps Dada is even better than you with some things. Like putting me to nap. I like to nap for at least an hour and a half when he puts me down. You thought you had it great before. As your punishment, I have decided that I shall only nap for 20 minutes when you put me down for my naps. I'll also get up between 4-6 in the morning and take my time (about an hour or so) going back to sleep. Yes, that's right, my classic move. Sleep deprivation.
I don't know what possessed you Mumma. You can be replaced. Mumma's are dime a dozen you know. That's right, you thought I'd be the typical baby and be all "waaaaaaaaah! My mommy is leaving! poor little me! I'm so hurt and distraught! I have separation anxiety! whoa is me! I want my mama!". Ha! Dada is so much fun I barely notice your gone. My punishments are not an act of pathetic need. They are an exercise of my power to run your life and effect you on your deepest levels.
You forget who you are dealing with Mumma. Feel my wrath.
Daxon
Dear Mamma/wife:
You have been through trials & tribulations for over a year. You were thrown to the fire, left out of the partying & risen to the occasion. In short you have been a great mother & wife and we are lucky to have you.
Dada is fun but, he wouldn't have made a lick of sense if you hadn't done a great job introducing the world to me. If my naps seem shorter, it's because I miss you very much & need a little more time with you. See Mama, without you, this family would just fall apart. Never take my sleep deprivation as punishment, only as privledge. I'm sure there are a lot of very unlucky people that don't have the great family & friends that we do. We love you Mama, now enjoy your 20 minute nap & then feed me. Love Daxon & Dada
Posted by: husband/Dax | April 24, 2005 at 02:33 PM
Awww! It's so mushy in here you can cut it with cotton swab!
I love you both more than you could possibly imagine.
Posted by: Daxohol | April 24, 2005 at 03:13 PM
Awww :-( I'm sorry you're all struggling with the change of you working. Hang in there, it will get better. *hugs*
Posted by: Karen | April 25, 2005 at 02:22 PM
Actually, they are doing fabulous!! I just characterize Daxon to be a Ruthless Dictator! ;-P
Posted by: Daxohol | April 25, 2005 at 10:33 PM