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Evil Unca' C

"He will get hugged just like everyone else. Well, maybe a bit harder. On principal."


Wrong homonym.


1. One who holds a position of presiding rank, especially the head of an elementary school or high school.
2. A main participant in a situation.
3. A person having a leading or starring role.
1. The capital or main body of an estate or financial holding as distinguished from the interest or revenue from it.
2. A sum of money owed as a debt, upon which interest is calculated.
5. Law.
1. A person who empowers another to act as his or her representative.
2. The person having prime responsibility for an obligation as distinguished from one who acts as surety or as an endorser.
3. One who commits or is an accomplice to a crime.
6. Architecture. Either of a pair of inclined timbers forming the sides of a triangular truss for a pitched roof.

I believe you meant: Principle

1. A basic truth, law, or assumption: the principles of democracy.

1. A rule or standard, especially of good behavior: a man of principle.
2. The collectivity of moral or ethical standards or judgments: a decision based on principle rather than expediency.

3. A fixed or predetermined policy or mode of action.
4. A basic or essential quality or element determining intrinsic nature or characteristic behavior: the principle of self-preservation.
5. A rule or law concerning the functioning of natural phenomena or mechanical processes: the principle of jet propulsion.
6. Chemistry. One of the elements that compose a substance, especially one that gives some special quality or effect.

Given this GROTESQUE error in English useage and with a great deal of sadness, I feel it only proper, and fitting that I further extend the Ban on Hugging Daxahol AKA Bendy Laura AKA Coochie-Mama AKA Laura R*** for a further calendar year.


Evil Unca'C

Auntie Bernie

Do you see the game he's playing? He will always find a reason to deny you hugs. And you are supposed to fall into his evil plan and attempt to hug him more. Then he turns his back on you and GLOATS! And laughs at you to your face and behind your back. And if he had a real blog, he'd tell everyone what an idiot you are to fall into his plans so easily. Please, for the love of god -- accept that he will not hug you AND LET IT GO. Only then will you get a hug.

Evil Unca' C

Don't make me ban you too Aunt Bernie!!!

I'm in a dandy foul mood today and ANYBODY is eligible for the Hug Penalty Box!

Threateningly yours,

Evil Unca'C


Oh Evil Unca C. You try, you really do. But alas, your ban extention is not valid as you have violate the Daxohol Privacy act by posting my last name. I have since edited that comment, replacing offending letters with stars. Therefore, Evil Unca C, your HEINOUS disregard for my private information far exceeds my slight homonym error. I hereby veto your move to extend the ban by the power invested in me as keeper of Daxohol of the blogosphere.

Hug hug hug hug hug hug hug.

Evil Unca' C

First, I wish to plead 'mea culpa' on the name issue. I guess I missed the posted rules. There ARE posted rules are there not?

Sadly just as I was about to go along with your request I noticed this: "not valid as you have violate the Daxohol Privacy act by posting."

The use of the past tense "violated" rather than "violate" would have been correct here. Given your repeat offense, I am forced to not only reinstate the original punishment, but double the length of your ban until December 21st, 2007.

No hug. No hug. No Hug.

Evil Unca'C

Auntie Bernie

Evil Unca'C - should you decide to put a ban on my hugs, please be warned that I will not offer a single hug to you until said ban is lifted.
Daxohol - please note that Evil Unca'C has capitalized the third "hug" in "No hug. No hug. No Hug", which I think puts you clearly in a hugging position once again. If that's not enough, he has signed each post, when his name is clearly listed below each post he writes anyway. Finally, he did not put a comma after "rules" or "Sadly".


Thank you for presenting additional arguement Auntie Bernie. I without a doubt hold your previous warnings and advice in highest regard, I assure you I am fully aware of Evil Unca C's cunning ways. However, this isn't about hugging Bernie is about justice.

Now then, Evil Unca C, your just being petty. Homonym misuse was petty enough, but now you are stooping to a typo? A typo?!
Let's not stray from the narrative. The original ban was sentenced due to what the memory challenged call a "cluster f*ck" meaning, "a series of actions, thoughts and statements resulting in a mistake". Now, your attempt to extend the ban was overturned by your last error. An error of judgement, regardless of your awareness of written or non written rules. You are again attempting to reinstate the ban based on a chance occurance that my finger did not hit the "d" key hard enough. Punishments are to be in proportion to the offence. A Hug Ban is does not fit the crime of typos and/or homonym misuse, therefore, the Hug Ban being issued as punishment for the aforementioned offenses is unjust and extreme.
The suitable punishment for spelling or word misuse is one hooter shooter given to me by some one of your choosing. That would be horrible!
You may be Evil Unca C, but tread carefully. People who are a bit too evil end up with their country invaded, in secret US prisons, or worse, become a presidents with the last name Bush. Nothing good or even pleasantly evil could come of any of that, even for Evil Unca C's like you.

Evil Unca' C

"Thank you for presenting additional arguement Auntie Bernie."

Argument mispelled.

Grammar error: subject-verb fail to agree.

"I without a doubt hold your previous warnings and advice in highest regard, I assure you I am fully aware of Evil Unca C's cunning ways."

Comma required between I and without and doubt and hold. Sentence is also a comma splice. It is either two sentences or the comma following 'regard' could be replaced with a semi-colon.

"Now then, Evil Unca C, your just being petty."

Incorrect use of 'your'. This should be the contraction 'you're' short for 'you are'.

"You are again attempting to reinstate the ban based on a chance occurance"

Not 'occurance', but occurrence.

"The suitable punishment for spelling or word misuse is one hooter shooter given to me by some one of your choosing."

So far you are up to five of these "hooter shooter" errors in this post alone. I will be forced to volunteer IntenseLaura for this distasteful chore.

But given that it is the holiday season, I will be spending the next few hours contemplating your crimes and the fitting punishment. I will make my judgement public at M*tt's tonight.


Redundant Evil Unca' C


Daxohol - Though I am hesitant to involve myself in this matter in any way, I do wish to assure you that Evil Unca' C does not speak for me. At no time did he consult me about volunteering me for anything. That is all I have to say at this time.

Auntie Bernie

Evil Unca'C: It's "misspelled". Nuff said.

Evil Unca' C


The Daxahol Hug Ban came to a formal end at 8:11 PM EST, December 23rd at Matt's Sports Bar.


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