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I don't like gambling either. I don't have an issue with it, I just don't get what all the hoopla is about.


Funny that you should mention Paris Black. He was just in my office today to do his income tax, and what a strange income-tax it was:

"Anyway, enough of the day (22) which I have mostly forgotten. Please read the next day (21) . . [stories]and the fun we had with Tax Preparation client, Paris Black. . . [www.parisblack.com]."

Poor Mr. Black will live to regret the day he handed you a business card.


Winda, for serious? You did his taxes?! Are you pulling my leg here?! If so, I salute life great poetry...too sweet indeed!

JC Less Pennies

We do have a swing!!!!!!!!

Oh wait.. it's Fisher Price :P

And Blondie Vanjumpsicle? A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Girl you kick ass!


OMG. That's the funniest post I have read in a long time. I love the sentance "I’ve found the golden penis, married it and have no use for any other." May I use it, please?

Nothing like girls night out...


Of course, my little darlink, I did not, in point of fact, do the taxes of the infamous Mr. Black - but I would very much like to do his taxes. I am sure that he does not declare his tips or other - 'unreported' income.

I have a way of getting this information from people when I take them into the back room of our tax preparation office & when they see the machines that will stretch their spine (the rack) etc then they are very willing to sign the papers and give me the figures that I request from them.

Yes, It would have been a great coincidence if I had done Mr Black's taxes but, alas, it was just my pretend-stor1 Ha! Ha!


teehee, I knew it would be too good to be true ;-P

Seriously though, it is not out of the realms of possibity...location and chance are on your side!

Evil Unca C

"...or especially Evil Unca C"

Learning you are my Padawan! Your journey to The Darkside is almost complete!


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